There once was a guy named Helvering
Who cared about one little thing
That thing was the tax
And here are the facts
It works but it feels like a sting
A special thanks to Rachael Rubenstein of Strasburger (and former PT guest poster) for sharing the above limerick authored by her co-worker Farley P. Katz, who has been celebrating the birthday of former Commissioner of Internal Revenue Guy T. Helvering for decades in unique ways.
Let’s not forget that the first Commissioner’s birthday is coming up on January 28.
There once was a guy named George Boutwell
Collecting a tax not thought out well.
So he told Mr. Lincoln,
“Levies on income are stinkin’
and must be repealed, no doubt. Well?”